50 Lies All College Students Have Told Themselves at One Point

1. I will wake up early and finish this assignment in the morning.
2. An 8:00 a.m. class cannot be that bad.
3. I am going to exercise regularly this semester.
4. I will go to office hours well before an assignment is due if I need help.
5. Of course I will do the readings.
6. I am well-prepared for this exam.
7. I am going to get enough sleep during finals season.
8. This piece of toast counts as dinner.
9. I will not procrastinate, ever again.
10. I completely understood that lecture.
11. I can handle this work load.
12. I will not pull any all-nighters this semester.
13. I can have a social life while keeping on track with academics.
14. I can relax this weekend.
15. I have everything under control.
16. I will find a parking spot.
17. I have time to finish that assignment.
18. I will not cram for that exam.
19. I won’t miss class.
20. I will be on time to everything.
21. I will not fall asleep in any of my lectures.
22. I am going to eat three healthy meals every day.
23. I am going to be more involved on campus by joining clubs.
24. I am going to stop waiting until I have no more underwear to do my laundry.
25. I’m going to actually use the textbooks I paid hundreds of dollars for.
26. I will delete my social media and not get distracted while studying.
27. Summer is boring, I cannot wait for summer to be over.
28. I will get myself together this semester.
29. I’m going to start cooking instead of eating out every night.
30. I am going to turn into a morning person instead of a night owl.
31. I will not watch any shows while doing homework or studying.
32. I’ve learned from the mistakes I made last semester.
33. I will apply for internships later.
34. This group project is going to go really great.
35. No, I’m not broke.
36. One more episode won’t hurt.
37. I am going to get dressed up nicely for class.
38. I am going to keep my room clean.
39. I will do chores every week.
40. I am going to make a bunch of new friends.
41. I am going to make a budget.
42. And I will follow the budget.
43. I will have enough experience to get a job after graduation.
44. I’ll stay in touch with my family and friends at least once a week.
45. I’ll take the stairs everywhere.
46. I can and will take a nap that will be shorter than 2 hours.
47. I’ll go to the doctor when I start to feel sick.
48. I won’t have that much debt.
49. My junk food days are over.
50. I will not tell any more lies.