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People have been asking me lately what the deal is with Professor Plastic. Basically here’s the thing- he and I are exact opposites and I have no idea what his name means. I embody all that is good and just in this world and he is pretty much evil and creepy. We’re opposites in many other areas too like I have hair, I have friends, I live in a house, I have 10 toes, I get paid to do my job- and I could go on. Him, not so much. He is the Joker to my Batman, the Lex Luthor to my Superman, the Green Goblin to my Batman the Anakin to my Obi Wan.

So why do we work together you might ask? Well, Professor just came upstairs to the office one day from the soup kitchen downstairs and sat down at a desk. For awhile we let him eat his soup and didn’t bother him except to spray him with Lysol when the fruit flies got thick. After awhile we decided he had to start doing something to at least pay for the Lysol if he was going to be here so we let him start helping with Scholarship Points. Back then the program was very small but now that the program is blowing up- so isn’t Professor’s ego. Now he thinks he’s running the show! I had to bring in Sally to keep track of him. She sits across from him with a spray bottle and when he gets out of line she sends a jet of water into his face. Professor hates that.

Still, his oddness is somewhat endearing. It may be a bit of Stockholm Syndrome (look it up) but I find his shenanigans and personality interesting to have around and I hope you enjoy his bizarre Wednesday trivia. The goal is to make it fun to earn chances at free college scholarships. Not everybody can win so if everybody at least has fun then it helps me meet my goals.

I think we’re heading for a Guitar Hero dual. Comment “ROCK ON” if you’d like to see me take him down!