This is an altered version of the very same budget Point Guard uses to make sure he is saving enough money to have Professor Plastic kidnapped someday.

Also here is the Urban Dictionary definition of TANOREXIA:

A mental disorder wherein the afflicted person believes that one can never be too tanned. this manifests itself in the form of excessive sunning, use of sunbeds and solariums, and, in particularly unfortunate cases, extreme use of fake tan.
victims of tanorexia can be identified from a leathery skin texture and/or a brown or orange complexion.
as it stands there is no known cure for this terrible disease.

Example: Posh Spice, all those orange girls you see appearing in early summer and old people who look like brown leather sofas are quite possible sufferers of tanorexia. tragic.